1 00:00:49,340 --> 00:00:50,980 Cheers, Horace. See ya. See ya. 2 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:01,580 You got your float and your phone, Dav? 3 00:01:05,319 --> 00:01:07,640 Little access to his grandad. Hey, grandad. 4 00:01:08,310 --> 00:01:11,230 Can you make a noise like a frog for us? And you got your medication? 5 00:01:12,590 --> 00:01:14,050 Grandad says, bugger off. 6 00:01:14,550 --> 00:01:16,890 He says, wouldn't you want me to sound like a frog for? 7 00:01:17,750 --> 00:01:22,330 Little lad says, cuss me, dad says, as soon as me grandad croaks, we can all go 8 00:01:22,330 --> 00:01:23,330 to Florida. 9 00:01:24,210 --> 00:01:27,330 Cos there's a party after work, so you'll have to remember to give yourself 10 00:01:27,330 --> 00:01:28,670 own two o 'clock tablets, all right? 11 00:01:29,450 --> 00:01:30,970 Here you go. 12 00:01:31,250 --> 00:01:32,250 See you later. 13 00:01:32,750 --> 00:01:33,750 Bye. 14 00:02:04,560 --> 00:02:05,499 You've got a minute. 15 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:08,940 I'm down there. I hope someone's got the cake in on me. 16 00:02:10,180 --> 00:02:12,020 Sylvia? What about a party? 17 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:15,740 Oh, no, we're off to see our Jake at three. 18 00:02:16,060 --> 00:02:17,060 All right. 19 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:18,480 Say hello to him, won't you? 20 00:02:18,700 --> 00:02:20,260 No, I will do. Where are you two off? 21 00:02:21,060 --> 00:02:22,060 Come on. 22 00:02:23,420 --> 00:02:24,520 How much have you bought? 23 00:02:24,780 --> 00:02:26,000 Party's only a couple of hours. 24 00:02:26,380 --> 00:02:27,440 Let's get some more, I guess. 25 00:02:28,400 --> 00:02:29,400 Be quick. 26 00:02:29,440 --> 00:02:30,440 You're going to get spotted. 27 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:36,520 They really, really couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, could they? Right, 28 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,980 let's see your surprise face again before we go in. 29 00:02:39,960 --> 00:02:40,960 Oh! 30 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:47,120 Mark? 31 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:54,560 Mark? Yeah? 32 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:57,440 How long's there been a broken window in the canteen? 33 00:02:58,240 --> 00:03:00,640 What? Side window, it's broken. 34 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:33,180 I haven't a clue what goes on round here. Yeah, right on. 35 00:03:33,720 --> 00:03:37,300 You could have tipped me off. If she had weed and own and she'd be dead. 36 00:03:38,780 --> 00:03:39,780 Thanks, 37 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:41,220 Trude. 38 00:03:41,420 --> 00:03:42,420 Right, well, come on. 39 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:52,440 That never used to happen, you see, because the cost of shipping stuff went 40 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:53,219 through the roof. 41 00:03:53,220 --> 00:03:54,220 Not if you're in Europe. 42 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:57,280 Put him right now in Europe. We've got the most expensive haulage in the world. 43 00:03:57,380 --> 00:04:00,080 There's road tax, diesel tax, bloody fresh air tax. 44 00:04:01,440 --> 00:04:05,680 Yeah, yeah, but what's to stop you sticking your headquarters in Calais and 45 00:04:05,680 --> 00:04:07,800 running all the same contracts from there? 46 00:04:08,280 --> 00:04:12,640 I mean, you know, they could try and stop you, but, you know, if you did, 47 00:04:12,640 --> 00:04:16,200 just cause a riot. Sorry, I can't go on. I'm boring myself to death. You're not. 48 00:04:16,640 --> 00:04:17,640 Mac! 49 00:04:31,240 --> 00:04:34,380 Happy birthday to you. 50 00:04:35,080 --> 00:04:38,260 Happy birthday, Mr. 51 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:39,720 Preston. 52 00:04:41,260 --> 00:04:45,760 Happy birthday to you. 53 00:04:49,500 --> 00:04:51,300 It's nothing to do with me. 54 00:04:51,660 --> 00:04:53,260 The dog roughed you. 55 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:55,300 I meant him. 56 00:05:33,349 --> 00:05:34,349 Sneaky bitch. 57 00:05:34,650 --> 00:05:37,230 I knew she'd come early if she thought he was enjoying himself. 58 00:05:38,050 --> 00:05:39,370 I told her about the party. 59 00:05:39,970 --> 00:05:42,210 She's not meant to be picking him up till four o 'clock. 60 00:05:42,590 --> 00:05:44,450 I stuck the whiskey in the filing cabinet. 61 00:05:52,790 --> 00:05:55,890 McIntosh text... You coming in for one? The office is closed now. 62 00:05:56,150 --> 00:05:59,150 If you want to leave a message, we'll get back to you as soon as possible. 63 00:06:02,820 --> 00:06:03,820 Horace Crandall. 64 00:06:04,980 --> 00:06:06,900 I'm trying to get hold of Trudy Graham. 65 00:06:08,060 --> 00:06:11,640 If anyone's picking this up, can Trudy ring Horace as soon as possible? 66 00:06:12,100 --> 00:06:13,540 Horace, it's me. What? 67 00:06:13,900 --> 00:06:15,200 Oh, Trudy, love, I'm sorry. 68 00:06:15,560 --> 00:06:17,460 I thought you were due home being a Friday. 69 00:06:17,960 --> 00:06:19,380 I've been waiting here for you. 70 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:21,780 Is Dad there, Horace? 71 00:06:23,080 --> 00:06:24,780 No, I'm really sorry, Trudy. 72 00:06:25,020 --> 00:06:26,020 He's died. 73 00:06:27,060 --> 00:06:28,160 You'd best come home. 74 00:06:51,310 --> 00:06:52,910 I brought you some more stock, Trudy. 75 00:06:54,690 --> 00:06:56,230 I thought he was asleep. 76 00:07:01,130 --> 00:07:02,250 Do you want me to take the flowers? 77 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:49,140 When we buried my dad, I just remember thinking I wouldn't be that upset. 78 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:53,720 We were pretty close, but I knew he wanted to go. 79 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:55,160 Mine didn't. 80 00:07:56,620 --> 00:07:57,620 Right. 81 00:08:13,260 --> 00:08:14,480 Didn't you say your sister was coming? 82 00:08:14,860 --> 00:08:16,240 And other people, yeah. 83 00:08:16,460 --> 00:08:17,460 It is ten o 'clock. 84 00:08:24,220 --> 00:08:26,560 Excuse me, this isn't John the Divine, is it? 85 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:28,440 Mark, 86 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:30,320 come on! 87 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:56,880 Are you all right, love? 88 00:09:07,020 --> 00:09:13,720 And Grandad goes to the kid, why are you so keen to turn me into a frog? And the 89 00:09:13,720 --> 00:09:20,100 kid says, because my dad says that when you croak, we can all go to Florida. 90 00:09:26,790 --> 00:09:28,130 We rented the room. 91 00:09:30,650 --> 00:09:33,350 For God's sake, Trudy. 92 00:09:39,910 --> 00:09:43,790 But he left Macintosh with a pension. 93 00:09:44,170 --> 00:09:45,510 A state pension. 94 00:09:47,270 --> 00:09:49,010 Which never got touched. 95 00:09:49,610 --> 00:09:51,750 It's in a savings account from work. 96 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:55,860 Which accumulated interest because he didn't need it because he drew funds 97 00:09:55,860 --> 00:09:56,860 the flower business. 98 00:09:57,160 --> 00:09:58,180 Don't know about that. 99 00:09:58,520 --> 00:09:59,520 He did. 100 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,940 We never talked about money, Janice. 101 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:04,360 Shall I go? 102 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:07,820 Well, actually, we could do with discussing things in private. No, Matt, 103 00:10:07,820 --> 00:10:09,220 all right. You've half a drink left. 104 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:12,340 Because if it's anything other than 50 -50, that's not fair. 105 00:10:12,700 --> 00:10:16,820 Well, no, in fact... Well, no, if it's splitting anybody's favour, it should be 106 00:10:16,820 --> 00:10:18,400 mine. I mean, you've lived here rent -free. 107 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:21,220 You earn £2 .90 a week, which you've been banking for... 108 00:10:21,670 --> 00:10:22,609 11 years. 109 00:10:22,610 --> 00:10:24,170 11 years without expenses. 110 00:10:25,390 --> 00:10:27,970 Janice, Trevor, do you think it's wise going through all this today? 111 00:10:28,250 --> 00:10:31,230 Or at all in front of a boyfriend neither of us has ever met before? 112 00:10:31,790 --> 00:10:34,430 I'm Trudy's boss, James McIntosh. 113 00:10:34,790 --> 00:10:37,570 Your dad worked for my dad, so I'm no stranger. 114 00:10:37,910 --> 00:10:39,130 But I tell you what I do know. 115 00:10:39,350 --> 00:10:42,710 I do know she's taken out loans to pay for surgery that your dad was never told 116 00:10:42,710 --> 00:10:44,450 about because he would have refused to go private. 117 00:10:45,130 --> 00:10:48,550 Fine. But none of that materialises on paper, does it? 118 00:10:49,110 --> 00:10:52,710 Materialises on paper, you miserable arsehole. She's just buried him and 119 00:10:52,710 --> 00:10:56,870 driving a bloody bus through it. It was my father too. Mac, it's not worth 120 00:10:56,870 --> 00:10:57,930 getting wound up about. 121 00:11:01,850 --> 00:11:04,030 Everything my dad left me is yours. 122 00:11:05,670 --> 00:11:09,530 Anything you want, all of it if you want, take it. Trudy, don't be so... I 123 00:11:09,530 --> 00:11:12,970 need it, I don't want it. Trudy, you need to think about... The only stuff I 124 00:11:12,970 --> 00:11:14,030 need is up here. 125 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:16,900 And that's what you can't stand, isn't it, Janice? 126 00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:21,720 She worked her socks off taking care of him. 127 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:23,580 You're a bloody disgrace. 128 00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:26,980 Come on, come on. 129 00:11:27,200 --> 00:11:28,460 You'll be all right, eh? 130 00:11:29,040 --> 00:11:31,860 Ascending to the first bit is always the hard bit. 131 00:11:33,580 --> 00:11:34,660 You did very well. 132 00:11:35,080 --> 00:11:36,080 Very, very well. 133 00:11:47,820 --> 00:11:50,680 Jesus, I hope you're never this stupid with my money. Oh, well, no, I'm 134 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:51,880 brilliant with other people. 135 00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:53,120 Oh, damn! 136 00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:55,380 I left my faggot in the house. 137 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:01,420 Excuse me, mate. 138 00:12:02,080 --> 00:12:03,220 Mac! You've got a spare ciggy. 139 00:12:03,780 --> 00:12:06,720 Don't! Go on, mate. Look, mate, I'll tell you what, I'll give you fiver. 140 00:12:08,320 --> 00:12:09,320 Fiver for your fags. 141 00:12:09,840 --> 00:12:11,560 We've only got four in the packet, for God's sakes. 142 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:14,200 Cheers, mate. 143 00:12:18,800 --> 00:12:22,180 I'm stupid with money. We could have been at that petrol station in two 144 00:12:22,460 --> 00:12:25,160 Yeah, I know, but that's that way, and we're walking this way. Come on. 145 00:12:49,229 --> 00:12:50,229 Oh, Trudy. 146 00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:54,050 Trudy, do you fancy coming for a drink tonight? 147 00:12:54,450 --> 00:12:56,870 Oh, no, I don't. Just to wind down. 148 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,110 I was just saying. 149 00:12:58,190 --> 00:12:59,790 Wouldn't it be great if Trudy came? 150 00:13:01,130 --> 00:13:02,370 Nobody's getting dressed up or anything. 151 00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:04,390 Oh, OK. 152 00:13:04,710 --> 00:13:06,210 Well, thanks. 153 00:13:06,810 --> 00:13:07,810 Brilliant. 154 00:13:08,570 --> 00:13:09,570 Come in. 155 00:13:09,950 --> 00:13:10,950 Where are we going to go? 156 00:13:11,490 --> 00:13:12,490 That way, that. 157 00:13:13,050 --> 00:13:14,050 You mad? 158 00:13:14,190 --> 00:13:17,170 You're entitled to at least a week off for bereavement. 159 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:20,420 I didn't come back to work the three weeks after Neil died. 160 00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:25,460 Yeah, but that's a bit different to somebody... Not that it's not awful that 161 00:13:25,460 --> 00:13:26,460 your dad died. 162 00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:30,380 But Neil ran his 20s and you had three kids. Well, it's still a day. 163 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:33,600 No, I'd rather be in work than round the house sorting bags out. 164 00:13:33,840 --> 00:13:37,420 You had a lot of that to do. Well, my dad ordered stuff like, you can't move 165 00:13:37,420 --> 00:13:40,980 his room, and I'm looking at it going, God, I'm going to need a JCB. Give us a 166 00:13:40,980 --> 00:13:43,880 shout, Trudy, if you want our doing, you know. Well, I've got a skip order 167 00:13:43,880 --> 00:13:46,440 Saturday. Can't Saturday. What was her name? 168 00:13:47,070 --> 00:13:50,690 That flaky one kept kidding everyone about her dad dying to get time off. 169 00:13:50,910 --> 00:13:51,910 Pamela. 170 00:13:52,150 --> 00:13:53,150 Pamela Whittaker. 171 00:13:53,630 --> 00:13:56,830 And when he did keel over, she couldn't even mention it because she'd lied that 172 00:13:56,830 --> 00:13:59,090 often. She had to work the day they buried him. 173 00:13:59,750 --> 00:14:01,210 Found her in the toilets, crying. 174 00:14:03,230 --> 00:14:04,330 This seat's anybody's. 175 00:14:04,710 --> 00:14:05,710 No, take it. 176 00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:06,970 Cheers. 177 00:14:08,890 --> 00:14:09,890 What'd they call you, then? 178 00:14:12,930 --> 00:14:14,230 I meant take it. 179 00:14:14,670 --> 00:14:16,090 Well, if you let me buy you a cocktail. 180 00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:18,810 Bye, though, and I'll draw your map home to your mum. 181 00:14:22,590 --> 00:14:24,630 You've got your foot on Trudy's back. 182 00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:32,910 Least you've a chance to get out a bit more now. Oh, I got out before when I 183 00:14:32,910 --> 00:14:33,569 wanted to. 184 00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:36,130 Listen, don't get stuck in on your own. 185 00:14:36,550 --> 00:14:39,730 Yvonne's always needing babysitters and they're good kids, so you wouldn't have 186 00:14:39,730 --> 00:14:40,730 ample, would you? 187 00:14:40,910 --> 00:14:42,830 I could paper a living room off you, though. 188 00:14:43,070 --> 00:14:45,770 Are you good like that? I'm terrible at decorating. 189 00:14:46,110 --> 00:14:47,770 Sooner watch a bloke do it any day. 190 00:14:48,090 --> 00:14:51,350 No, it was meant to be a joke, you stupid cow. 191 00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:16,859 Am I in trouble? 192 00:15:16,860 --> 00:15:19,380 Because I didn't mean anything by what... No, no, no, sit down, Frida. 193 00:15:21,760 --> 00:15:23,180 I'm taking three weeks off. 194 00:15:23,760 --> 00:15:28,320 Yeah? With an office supervisor standing in, but she won't do wages. If I showed 195 00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:31,420 you how to do it, which is dead simple, would you do the timesheet to calculate 196 00:15:31,420 --> 00:15:33,240 the wages and help Mac out on payday? 197 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:35,360 So I'd come off machines? 198 00:15:35,860 --> 00:15:37,000 Yeah, only Thursdays, Fridays. 199 00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:38,360 Three weeks, that's all. 200 00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:39,639 How much? 201 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:40,640 Fifty a day. 202 00:15:41,220 --> 00:15:42,700 I can earn more than that sewing. 203 00:15:42,920 --> 00:15:44,260 You can, but you don't. 204 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:47,220 Can't ever put me back into it. Which you haven't for a while. 205 00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:51,500 Oh, well, look, I'd have to think about this. It could be a day. Fine. Great. 206 00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:57,820 Hello? Going away? 207 00:16:00,040 --> 00:16:02,740 Honestly, Trudy, last night, nobody meant out by it. 208 00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,380 Trudy's going to be... I know. 209 00:16:33,609 --> 00:16:34,609 Hello? 210 00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:37,470 I thought you'd gone back to Leicester. 211 00:16:38,070 --> 00:16:39,290 I did, and I'm back. 212 00:16:40,930 --> 00:16:45,570 Trudy, I am sorry about what came out. I just... I think I was more upset than I 213 00:16:45,570 --> 00:16:46,570 expected to be. 214 00:16:55,290 --> 00:16:56,290 What for? 215 00:16:56,310 --> 00:16:58,230 It's half of what Dad stashed away in cash. 216 00:16:58,850 --> 00:16:59,970 I don't want it all. 217 00:17:01,190 --> 00:17:03,010 I am sorry what I said, I just... 218 00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:05,220 Well, just take it, please. 219 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:07,940 And you've come back just for this? 220 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,700 Stay in the house as long as you want. The rest we split down the middle, 221 00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:14,440 including the work, sorting it all out. 222 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:16,980 You don't know, do you? 223 00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:19,700 How much trouble you're in. 224 00:17:20,060 --> 00:17:21,119 I beg your pardon? 225 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,300 Your house, whose names are in? 226 00:17:26,319 --> 00:17:27,319 It's in mine's. 227 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:29,380 Both. What are you on about? 228 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:34,500 Trevor views the deeds against some property thing that's fallen apart. 229 00:17:35,020 --> 00:17:36,180 You're going to lose it. 230 00:17:37,380 --> 00:17:38,740 Where have you got this from? 231 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:43,860 He rang me dad a fortnight or so back, asking to borrow 15 grand for an 232 00:17:43,860 --> 00:17:48,540 investment. He didn't want you to know. Me dad sent him packing. Then he got his 233 00:17:48,540 --> 00:17:50,040 solicitor to credit check Trevor. 234 00:17:50,280 --> 00:17:53,420 He's put the house up as collateral with a firm that's gone bust. 235 00:17:58,480 --> 00:18:01,660 If you don't know that, then he's been forging your signature somewhere. 236 00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:07,120 Why didn't you tell me? Why didn't Dad? 237 00:18:07,460 --> 00:18:10,500 Because you'd have thought that I was saying it to hurt you, because I've 238 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:14,300 liked Trevor, which I'm not, because I love you. 239 00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:26,580 Just... don't rush into selling this place. 240 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:28,720 All right. 241 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:38,240 Janice, that's my taxi. 242 00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:40,380 I'm going away for a couple of weeks. 243 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,240 Hello. Can you give me five minutes? 244 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:48,660 Thank you. 245 00:18:57,270 --> 00:18:58,270 Will you be all right? 246 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:39,000 Trudy Graham for Mr. Doylan. 247 00:19:39,200 --> 00:19:40,240 Right, take a seat, please. 248 00:19:48,100 --> 00:19:48,540 Do you 249 00:19:48,540 --> 00:19:56,020 smoke? 250 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,400 No. 251 00:19:57,620 --> 00:19:58,620 So what am I smelling? 252 00:19:59,780 --> 00:20:00,780 Five a day. 253 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,900 Some people use an operation as an incentive to pack it in. 254 00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:07,520 Which you won't? 255 00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:08,960 No. OK. 256 00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:12,720 Are you nervous? 257 00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,320 A bit, yeah. 258 00:20:14,540 --> 00:20:17,360 I'll do the operation first thing, so you need to get an early night. 259 00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:18,660 Will you use sedatives? 260 00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:20,100 Will I be allowed a drink? 261 00:20:20,380 --> 00:20:21,219 What's your drink? 262 00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:24,300 Whiskey. One or two maximum. Nothing after 10pm. 263 00:20:24,660 --> 00:20:25,680 Oh, right. 264 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:27,580 Well, I'll need a sedative then. 265 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,120 No, you can't have both. 266 00:20:29,860 --> 00:20:32,500 Right. Well, in that case, I'll stick with the whiskey. 267 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,580 You'll be fine, Mrs Graham. 268 00:20:34,840 --> 00:20:35,840 I'll see you in the morning. 269 00:20:49,070 --> 00:20:50,070 I'm all in. 270 00:20:50,610 --> 00:20:51,610 Ready? 271 00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:21,290 Very gentle eyeliner. 272 00:21:21,690 --> 00:21:23,870 Now, you see how it accentuates Margaret better? 273 00:21:24,850 --> 00:21:26,990 Absolutely, yeah. I think it's an amazing difference. 274 00:21:31,010 --> 00:21:34,770 Margaret, how do you think you're going to look when we show you the mirror? 275 00:21:35,970 --> 00:21:38,670 Well, I'm optimistic, obviously. You know, you said that. 276 00:21:42,450 --> 00:21:43,530 Well, let your mind have it. 277 00:22:08,870 --> 00:22:10,070 Oh, wow! 278 00:22:12,270 --> 00:22:13,550 Well done! 279 00:22:14,710 --> 00:22:15,710 It hurts. 280 00:22:16,470 --> 00:22:18,830 And I'm aching. It just hurts. 281 00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:21,970 It's your own skin stretching to accommodate the implants. 282 00:22:22,490 --> 00:22:24,430 Well, I can't bring him back, can I? 283 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:30,130 I can't just snap my fingers and bring him back and stop it hurting, can I? 284 00:22:32,470 --> 00:22:33,470 How's the temperature? 285 00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:36,510 A bit spiky this afternoon, but more or less settled. 286 00:22:37,370 --> 00:22:38,349 Pain relief? 287 00:22:38,350 --> 00:22:39,750 She hasn't requested any. 288 00:22:41,810 --> 00:22:45,690 Mrs Graham, I'm going to prescribe some analgesics. 289 00:22:46,470 --> 00:22:49,410 If you're in this much pain, you really should have told the nurse. There's 290 00:22:49,410 --> 00:22:50,990 absolutely no need for all this. 291 00:22:51,550 --> 00:22:53,610 And we'll give you something to help you relax. 292 00:22:56,670 --> 00:22:58,130 I'm joking. I'm not rich. 293 00:22:58,430 --> 00:23:02,050 I'm not rich because I'm daft enough to pay what I owe. Listen to it. Richard 294 00:23:02,050 --> 00:23:05,910 Branson. The only people I know who are rich are either squeezing the workers or 295 00:23:05,910 --> 00:23:06,910 squeezing the tax. 296 00:23:07,260 --> 00:23:09,620 I think he must be paying mine, actually. I've just got a rebound. 297 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:13,140 No, Neil Kinnock. You sound like Neil Kinnock. 298 00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,960 I know I'm beginning to look like him and all the bloody hair's falling out 299 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,140 stress. It's only Jesus, Luke. 300 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,040 Mark. 301 00:23:22,020 --> 00:23:23,020 It's urgent. 302 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:24,640 Excuse me. 303 00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:29,080 Hello? 304 00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:33,499 James Graham? 305 00:23:33,500 --> 00:23:35,280 No. Husband of Trudy Graham? 306 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,680 What about her? 307 00:23:36,890 --> 00:23:37,890 You're not meant to be interested. 308 00:23:38,110 --> 00:23:40,810 And if you do discuss it, well, it's none of your business. 309 00:23:41,050 --> 00:23:44,050 And don't you get to change? Thank you. A bit of a nod. 310 00:23:44,770 --> 00:23:49,450 Same at work. You take time off and the whole place falls apart without you. 311 00:23:50,310 --> 00:23:51,970 Which is like, ha! 312 00:23:52,710 --> 00:23:54,550 But you get nothing. 313 00:24:08,240 --> 00:24:11,620 like I've never worked a PBX because I'm covering five or six lines at once and 314 00:24:11,620 --> 00:24:13,700 that's just me. There's nobody but me. 315 00:24:15,520 --> 00:24:19,660 And all this shit about anyone could do wages with their bloody eyes shut is 316 00:24:19,660 --> 00:24:20,660 basic arithmetic. 317 00:24:22,180 --> 00:24:24,100 He knows how much I do. 318 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:27,460 And he thinks she's got a gift. 319 00:24:29,180 --> 00:24:30,640 He knows she's not. 320 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:34,020 He works three feet away and I've got to pretend she's lovely and she's not. 321 00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:37,040 She's an out and out and out and out and out and out and out cow. 322 00:24:39,210 --> 00:24:40,230 NatWest gold card. 323 00:24:40,750 --> 00:24:41,750 Amex card. 324 00:24:42,550 --> 00:24:43,550 Diners card. 325 00:24:43,930 --> 00:24:46,070 I know because all her stuff goes through all the business. 326 00:24:46,490 --> 00:24:48,490 She's never done a day's work in her life. 327 00:24:48,830 --> 00:24:51,230 I just like anything that moves. 328 00:24:52,210 --> 00:24:53,210 Everything. 329 00:25:46,830 --> 00:25:47,830 Any one piece there? 330 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,410 You nearly had my job last night, madam. 331 00:25:53,730 --> 00:25:56,290 Just the medication we put you on could have floored the pair of us. 332 00:25:57,410 --> 00:25:58,630 Somebody will be in with them soon. 333 00:26:06,830 --> 00:26:08,630 I'm on your file next of kin. 334 00:26:09,250 --> 00:26:10,450 I had to put someone. 335 00:26:11,670 --> 00:26:14,370 I didn't want to put Janice. Who's anything? 336 00:26:14,810 --> 00:26:17,070 I didn't think they'd use it. Shagging anything that moves. 337 00:26:18,490 --> 00:26:20,190 That's what you were shouting when I came. 338 00:26:20,490 --> 00:26:21,850 Somebody I pay wages to. 339 00:26:22,130 --> 00:26:23,690 I need to know, Trudy. 340 00:26:25,590 --> 00:26:26,890 I can't. 341 00:26:27,130 --> 00:26:28,690 I'll sack everybody if I have to. 342 00:26:30,290 --> 00:26:31,290 Mark. 343 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:46,980 If you're there, pick it up. 344 00:26:47,220 --> 00:26:48,220 It's Trudy. 345 00:26:49,360 --> 00:26:50,840 If you're there, pick it up. 346 00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:55,280 He knows. I've told him. 347 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:59,540 Not deliberately, but I've told him. I thought I'd best warn you. I don't hate 348 00:26:59,540 --> 00:27:00,540 you that much. 349 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:02,820 Ring me on my mobile as soon as you get this. 350 00:27:03,640 --> 00:27:05,120 0402 224 103. 351 00:27:17,629 --> 00:27:20,310 Big mistake. You need rest, supervision. 352 00:27:20,810 --> 00:27:21,950 I have to go home. 353 00:27:22,190 --> 00:27:23,670 Why can't you go home and come back? 354 00:27:23,950 --> 00:27:25,690 Because I should never have come in the first place. 355 00:27:27,730 --> 00:27:31,770 Right, you've paid 2 ,000. That's 2 ,675 remaining. 356 00:27:32,130 --> 00:27:33,210 How would you like to pay? 357 00:28:30,570 --> 00:28:31,570 Matt, don't. 358 00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:37,010 Matt, come on. I'm supposed to be meeting Susie. I just want a hug. 359 00:28:39,670 --> 00:28:40,670 What's the matter? 360 00:28:43,010 --> 00:28:44,170 Have I upset you? 361 00:28:44,570 --> 00:28:45,570 No. 362 00:28:46,990 --> 00:28:49,330 Matt, I'm supposed to be meeting Susie. 363 00:28:59,630 --> 00:29:00,630 She won't. 364 00:29:01,310 --> 00:29:02,310 Susie wouldn't mind. 365 00:29:02,810 --> 00:29:04,990 She'd take on a sixpence if she knew you were coming. 366 00:29:15,430 --> 00:29:15,830 Did you 367 00:29:15,830 --> 00:29:25,190 bring 368 00:29:25,190 --> 00:29:26,190 my bag in? 369 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:29,720 This is an operation. 370 00:29:31,460 --> 00:29:32,500 I'll pay you. 371 00:30:25,290 --> 00:30:26,990 Do you want to go through these messages? 372 00:30:28,450 --> 00:30:29,450 No. 373 00:30:29,910 --> 00:30:32,150 Some of them are fairly urgent. You might need... No. 374 00:30:35,270 --> 00:30:38,010 If you're wishing you hadn't asked me to do this, I'm happy going back on my 375 00:30:38,010 --> 00:30:39,010 machine. 376 00:30:39,910 --> 00:30:40,910 No. 377 00:31:13,740 --> 00:31:14,679 You were on holiday. 378 00:31:14,680 --> 00:31:15,680 I am. 379 00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:18,360 What happened? 380 00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:20,800 Nothing. 381 00:31:27,180 --> 00:31:28,480 I can't believe it. 382 00:31:29,020 --> 00:31:32,180 If your marriage collapses, you're meant to get at least one day feeling sorry 383 00:31:32,180 --> 00:31:33,180 for yourself. 384 00:31:33,480 --> 00:31:35,160 What was wrong with your tits anyway? 385 00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,760 Tits are cringed just thinking about it. 386 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:46,240 Somebody like you, of all people, would go and chuck good money at mutilation. 387 00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:49,400 You couldn't have picked the word time. 388 00:31:52,340 --> 00:31:53,340 Take your car. 389 00:31:53,860 --> 00:31:55,340 Well, that didn't belong to me either. 390 00:31:58,560 --> 00:32:01,260 I've told him not to come back for me till he's got the documents saying the 391 00:32:01,260 --> 00:32:02,260 house still belongs to me. 392 00:32:04,620 --> 00:32:05,620 He won't. 393 00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,080 Well, he won't come back then, will he? 394 00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:12,400 I can eat. 395 00:32:12,420 --> 00:32:13,560 Well, you can't not. 396 00:32:14,780 --> 00:32:16,640 Just eat the chips if you don't want me again. 397 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,760 Good, solid, wholesome 7 .5. 398 00:32:26,960 --> 00:32:28,540 Seeing where you're supposed to be putting it. 399 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:30,700 Did you open a red? 400 00:32:30,980 --> 00:32:32,540 I thought we were having white. 401 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:34,620 I stuck it in the fridge. 402 00:32:35,460 --> 00:32:36,460 Where? 403 00:32:47,770 --> 00:32:49,070 Robin. Thanks for dinner. 404 00:32:49,710 --> 00:32:52,210 Helen didn't leave her mobile around there, did she? 405 00:32:52,790 --> 00:32:54,870 Don't bother ringing back unless it's good news. 406 00:32:55,430 --> 00:32:57,830 Thanks again, and see you soon. 407 00:33:00,290 --> 00:33:02,370 Catherine, if you're there, pick it up. 408 00:33:02,570 --> 00:33:03,570 It's Trudy. 409 00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:06,230 If you're there, pick it up. 410 00:33:08,790 --> 00:33:13,110 He knows. I've told him. Not deliberately, but I've told him. I 411 00:33:13,110 --> 00:33:15,530 warn you. I don't hate you that much. 412 00:33:16,230 --> 00:33:18,170 Ring me on my mobile as soon as you get this. 413 00:33:18,930 --> 00:33:19,930 040... 414 00:33:56,130 --> 00:33:59,350 Selfish rotten bitch! Matt? I know. I've told him. He knows, you know. You 415 00:33:59,350 --> 00:34:02,550 couldn't wait, could you? That's not true. Look, Matt. Your job's gone, 416 00:34:02,850 --> 00:34:03,850 Understand. 417 00:34:04,170 --> 00:34:05,930 You're off the map. I don't want to see you again. 418 00:34:06,150 --> 00:34:08,730 Move away from the door, Matt, and then I can open it. What the hell are you 419 00:34:08,730 --> 00:34:10,870 trying to do to me? You move your foot! 420 00:34:11,130 --> 00:34:14,489 You've been jealous of her from day one because you're her body secretary and 421 00:34:14,489 --> 00:34:18,730 she's not because you've got lovewood in this pit watching your dad die because 422 00:34:18,730 --> 00:34:22,429 she's beautiful and you're having to pay to get yourself butchered. But bloody 423 00:34:22,429 --> 00:34:23,429 hell, breast implants! 424 00:34:23,830 --> 00:34:24,830 But for what? For me? 425 00:34:25,440 --> 00:34:26,960 You think I'd be a bit bloody interested? 426 00:34:27,280 --> 00:34:30,780 Look at the state of you, you stupid, selfish bitch! 427 00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:23,430 I've done nothing wrong, Mac. 428 00:35:24,810 --> 00:35:27,290 What do you mean I couldn't wait to tell you? You should ask me how long it's 429 00:35:27,290 --> 00:35:28,850 taken. But you won't, will you? 430 00:35:29,930 --> 00:35:32,490 But if you think you're going to take my job away from me just like that, you've 431 00:35:32,490 --> 00:35:33,490 got another thing coming. 432 00:35:33,610 --> 00:35:37,290 You've got to put it in writing on a termination notice, green form, third 433 00:35:37,290 --> 00:35:40,270 drawer down in the filing cabinet on the left of your back to the window. 434 00:35:40,870 --> 00:35:44,350 Then watch me take it to a tribunal and then see how far you get not answering 435 00:35:44,350 --> 00:35:45,350 anybody's questions. 436 00:35:47,810 --> 00:35:51,670 I haven't told you anything you didn't already know, Mac. 437 00:35:52,770 --> 00:35:57,070 And if you're happy living like that, well, like you said, nothing to do with 438 00:35:57,070 --> 00:36:01,590 me. But I don't understand it because I think she's wrecking your life. 439 00:36:01,810 --> 00:36:05,730 And you know she is, and you must be a total bleeding masochist to put up with 440 00:36:05,730 --> 00:36:08,590 it. But none of my business. So, fine. 441 00:36:08,950 --> 00:36:12,150 I've never asked any questions because you've obviously got no answers. So, 442 00:36:12,190 --> 00:36:14,770 fine. But I've done nothing wrong, Mac. 443 00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:23,720 What's wrong with me thinking more of you than she does? 444 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:28,760 For your information, I'm not interested in you. 445 00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:30,700 I did this for me. 446 00:36:31,500 --> 00:36:35,120 Years back, maybe, but not now. You're the walkover, Mac. 447 00:36:36,160 --> 00:36:40,860 Don't you dare make me feel like a freak because I've shown you some respect. 448 00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:42,680 That's your problem, not mine. 449 00:36:43,160 --> 00:36:46,520 I'm twice the woman she is. I know that for a fact. 450 00:37:19,150 --> 00:37:20,150 You're leaking. 451 00:37:21,050 --> 00:37:25,530 Did they give you any dressing? Yeah, in my overnight bag in my bedroom. 452 00:37:55,050 --> 00:37:57,570 The only bloke you know lets himself be treated like shit. 453 00:37:58,830 --> 00:38:00,550 You bend over backwards for. 454 00:38:02,570 --> 00:38:04,390 What does that make you, for God's sakes? 455 00:38:05,650 --> 00:38:08,230 I just don't understand why you put up with it. 456 00:38:11,350 --> 00:38:16,650 Somebody like you would absolutely, definitely be a 100 % improvement if you 457 00:38:16,650 --> 00:38:18,750 walked into my life and changed it for me. 458 00:38:20,450 --> 00:38:26,270 I... Ten hours a day together for the last 11 years. I have never wished for 459 00:38:26,270 --> 00:38:27,510 second you weren't there. 460 00:38:29,270 --> 00:38:30,350 But I love her. 461 00:38:31,810 --> 00:38:33,070 I know you do. 462 00:38:35,070 --> 00:38:36,370 What do you get back? 463 00:38:38,290 --> 00:38:40,210 More than I'd have if she wasn't there. 464 00:38:40,430 --> 00:38:41,490 How do you know? 465 00:39:02,220 --> 00:39:03,220 Move to the left. 466 00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:08,880 And turn to the right. 467 00:39:25,160 --> 00:39:26,160 It's two. 468 00:39:26,240 --> 00:39:27,240 Witch. 469 00:39:27,340 --> 00:39:29,000 Look at the back, long -sleeved shirt. 470 00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,220 Look over to the left in a short jacket. 471 00:39:33,730 --> 00:39:34,730 This one. 472 00:39:35,650 --> 00:39:36,650 Hiya. Hello. 473 00:39:36,950 --> 00:39:39,650 Hiya. Bloody hell, need air conditioning in here, don't they? 474 00:39:40,190 --> 00:39:41,190 When you're ready, mate. 475 00:39:41,390 --> 00:39:42,390 Can I get your drinks? 476 00:39:42,750 --> 00:39:44,390 Oh, we'll sort ourselves out, thanks. 477 00:39:45,670 --> 00:39:46,670 No offence. 478 00:39:46,770 --> 00:39:48,090 Just misfeeding the signals there. 479 00:39:48,490 --> 00:39:50,070 No offence, but, yeah. 480 00:40:01,390 --> 00:40:03,710 Is it me or does everybody walk back to the museum? 481 00:40:05,510 --> 00:40:06,510 No, 482 00:40:07,430 --> 00:40:08,430 men do look. 483 00:40:09,170 --> 00:40:10,170 Definitely look. 484 00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:13,950 But your clothes are tighter than you'd normally wear. 485 00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:15,150 Your hair's done. 486 00:40:15,270 --> 00:40:16,930 You've more make -up on. So? 487 00:40:18,750 --> 00:40:21,170 So how do you know you've got what you paid for? 488 00:40:21,810 --> 00:40:25,690 I mean, you could have found a bloke without going through an operation. 489 00:40:26,130 --> 00:40:28,490 No, I'm not looking for a bloke. 490 00:40:29,370 --> 00:40:30,430 Not a bloke. 491 00:40:30,940 --> 00:40:37,600 You're not just a bloke. It's about... I got stuck 492 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:43,760 on Mac for ages and it... Everybody moves on and I stayed put. 493 00:40:44,720 --> 00:40:49,020 Looking awkward because I was feeling it. Then looking more awkward because 494 00:40:49,020 --> 00:40:51,140 everyone got used to it and they expected me to. 495 00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:53,720 You don't love them? No. 496 00:40:55,050 --> 00:40:58,650 But I know people think I do, and it makes me have to behave like somebody 497 00:40:58,650 --> 00:41:03,510 been dumped, and it really gets on my t... Nobody 498 00:41:03,510 --> 00:41:09,690 believes me if I ever say I'm happy. 499 00:41:13,690 --> 00:41:15,610 I want you to change, Janice. 500 00:41:16,050 --> 00:41:19,750 Some people, they can just say it right and fire off. You always could. 501 00:41:21,330 --> 00:41:22,390 I have to be full. 502 00:42:19,720 --> 00:42:20,920 Welcome back. 503 00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:24,480 Thank you. 504 00:42:25,340 --> 00:42:26,380 Do you feel OK? 505 00:42:27,660 --> 00:42:29,240 I feel great, yeah. 506 00:42:32,320 --> 00:42:34,820 No, you get yourself settled, I'll get that. 507 00:42:39,960 --> 00:42:41,740 Hello, McIntosh Textile. 508 00:42:44,900 --> 00:42:46,240 Well, how are you, Judy? 509 00:42:46,660 --> 00:42:48,240 Are you looking well? 510 00:42:48,560 --> 00:42:49,900 Thanks. Nice break. 511 00:42:50,720 --> 00:42:51,720 Brilliant. 512 00:42:58,640 --> 00:42:59,720 Possibly one more, please. 513 00:43:05,200 --> 00:43:06,200 Thank you both. 514 00:43:06,380 --> 00:43:07,380 Nothing? 515 00:43:07,660 --> 00:43:08,660 No. 516 00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:10,800 Shepard, driver, okay. 517 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:16,680 Thanks, Judah. 518 00:43:20,770 --> 00:43:21,770 Twist. Twist. 519 00:43:24,190 --> 00:43:25,470 Sticking. Twist. 520 00:43:27,750 --> 00:43:28,750 Twist. 521 00:43:30,890 --> 00:43:31,890 Both of them. 522 00:43:33,350 --> 00:43:34,350 What's so funny? 523 00:43:35,310 --> 00:43:36,730 Nothing. Come on. 524 00:43:38,470 --> 00:43:42,130 Well, come on, for God's sake. Who else has been away on holiday and come back 525 00:43:42,130 --> 00:43:44,110 with a pair of knockers two sizes bigger? 526 00:43:44,730 --> 00:43:45,730 You have, haven't you? 527 00:43:46,110 --> 00:43:47,480 So? Right. 528 00:43:47,700 --> 00:43:50,040 Two quid all of you. No, I were on your side. 529 00:43:50,420 --> 00:43:52,040 OK, you and you. Come on. 530 00:43:52,320 --> 00:43:54,520 You could have had me got hers done. She loved it. 531 00:43:55,980 --> 00:43:56,980 Did it hurt? 532 00:43:57,140 --> 00:43:58,140 Yeah. 533 00:43:58,560 --> 00:43:59,780 You reckon it's worth it? 534 00:44:00,640 --> 00:44:01,499 Not yet. 535 00:44:01,500 --> 00:44:02,500 Glad you did it. 536 00:44:02,520 --> 00:44:04,060 I think I am now, yeah. 537 00:44:04,280 --> 00:44:05,760 Can't you get along for that stuff? 538 00:44:06,140 --> 00:44:09,560 Oh, I'd hate that feeling of having something inside you all the time. 539 00:44:09,820 --> 00:44:11,000 In your dreams, Frida. 540 00:44:11,220 --> 00:44:14,820 Good on you, Trudy. Frida's only jealous because her fits need a steam iron 541 00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:15,820 because she can get them out. 542 00:44:17,100 --> 00:44:18,540 You coming for your drink after work? 543 00:44:18,820 --> 00:44:21,760 Oh, I'm... Oh, come on. We've got a kiss to be your name on it, haven't we, 544 00:44:21,780 --> 00:44:23,980 Freda? Oh, I can't. I'm out with me sister. 545 00:44:25,120 --> 00:44:26,120 Twist. 546 00:44:28,480 --> 00:44:29,480 Boss? 547 00:44:31,660 --> 00:44:33,820 Tenner, if I'm guessing I'm right. I want me gobs on his feet. 548 00:44:34,320 --> 00:44:35,320 Tenner? 549 00:44:35,800 --> 00:44:36,800 You're pregnant. 550 00:44:38,240 --> 00:44:39,240 I could tell. 551 00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:40,560 The minute he came up to her. 552 00:44:41,140 --> 00:44:42,340 Come on, I'll say anything. 553 00:44:43,780 --> 00:44:44,780 Twenty. 554 00:44:45,000 --> 00:44:46,000 Eh? 555 00:44:48,110 --> 00:44:49,110 I'm having twins. 556 00:44:49,670 --> 00:44:54,050 You know how you... What's funny about that? 557 00:45:03,490 --> 00:45:04,150 You 558 00:45:04,150 --> 00:45:11,210 all 559 00:45:11,210 --> 00:45:12,210 right? Bastards. 560 00:45:15,910 --> 00:45:16,930 No gas! 561 00:45:21,290 --> 00:45:22,290 When did you do all this? 562 00:45:22,330 --> 00:45:25,010 Well, it'll pay the bills, won't it? It'll pay mine. 563 00:45:25,410 --> 00:45:28,770 And all these businessmen desperate to avoid divorces were going spare, weren't 564 00:45:28,770 --> 00:45:30,130 you? It's £12 .50, please. Thank you. 565 00:45:30,430 --> 00:45:31,430 Cheers. 566 00:45:31,790 --> 00:45:32,790 Have you eaten? 567 00:45:32,910 --> 00:45:35,190 Hot noodle and a bit of dental floss by accident. 568 00:45:35,410 --> 00:45:38,430 Bye. Every time I stuck anything in the mic, another car pulled by. 569 00:45:58,190 --> 00:46:01,630 Lovely. Yeah, keep them out of direct sunlight and you'll get another day or 570 00:46:01,630 --> 00:46:02,630 out of these at least. 571 00:46:02,930 --> 00:46:03,930 Cheers. 572 00:46:17,210 --> 00:46:19,350 You're that funny fella that delivers the flowers. 573 00:46:20,890 --> 00:46:22,050 Morrie. Horrie. 574 00:46:22,650 --> 00:46:24,370 We said he'd come tomorrow about seven. 575 00:46:24,630 --> 00:46:25,630 Well, he does. 576 00:46:26,030 --> 00:46:27,070 Well, is he safe? 577 00:46:28,140 --> 00:46:29,260 He's normally seven on the dot. 578 00:46:29,980 --> 00:46:33,260 Trudy, I haven't worked in ten years and only starts being Richard and Judy. 579 00:46:34,300 --> 00:46:36,960 My dad always reckoned he could charge more first thing. 580 00:46:37,780 --> 00:46:38,779 How come? 581 00:46:38,780 --> 00:46:41,520 God, this is just what I needed. That's why I'm famished. 582 00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:43,520 Oh. 583 00:46:44,580 --> 00:46:49,440 He said, and I know he could talk himself into anything, but he reckoned 584 00:46:49,440 --> 00:46:52,260 blokes buying flowers first thing were the ones on their way to work. 585 00:46:53,160 --> 00:46:56,720 So they must be buying flowers for their secretaries. So they must be having 586 00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:58,520 affairs because they've always got wedding rings on. 587 00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:03,120 So he'd bung an extra 50p on the toll and they were never any the wiser. Where 588 00:47:03,120 --> 00:47:04,120 at? 589 00:47:04,500 --> 00:47:08,340 Guys buying last minute were buying for their wives. So you were wasting your 590 00:47:08,340 --> 00:47:09,860 breath chatting anyone up after five. 591 00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:11,960 Yeah, but I'm really crappy in the mornings. 592 00:47:16,740 --> 00:47:17,740 I've got a date. 593 00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:19,440 Not from work? 594 00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:21,320 No. 595 00:47:22,259 --> 00:47:23,098 Stationery rep. 596 00:47:23,100 --> 00:47:26,100 We used to see him every other week, but then he changed firms, so we lost 597 00:47:26,100 --> 00:47:28,480 touch. And what did he say? Well, I rang him. 598 00:47:28,780 --> 00:47:29,780 Why? 599 00:47:29,960 --> 00:47:31,700 Because it's something I've never done before. 600 00:47:32,480 --> 00:47:35,800 I said, are you Sean? It's Trudy Graham from Macintosh. How are you? 601 00:47:36,120 --> 00:47:39,980 He goes, oh, well, I thought you'd lost me number. Are you changing firms? I 602 00:47:39,980 --> 00:47:44,220 said, no. We're happy with the stationery, but I was wondering if you 603 00:47:44,220 --> 00:47:49,280 and you fancied a drink one night after work. He goes, right. 604 00:47:50,680 --> 00:47:51,680 Yeah. 605 00:47:53,759 --> 00:47:55,880 OK. Well, was there a phone like that? Yeah. 606 00:47:56,920 --> 00:48:00,780 Look, that doesn't mean anything if he's in the car on a mobile and he hasn't 607 00:48:00,780 --> 00:48:02,100 heard from me for over a year. 608 00:48:02,580 --> 00:48:03,580 OK. 609 00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:08,560 Don't worry if you're busy, but I was thinking Thursday, cos Friday I'm busy 610 00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:09,560 weekend my sister's up. 611 00:48:10,060 --> 00:48:11,440 You must have scared him to death. 612 00:48:12,060 --> 00:48:15,200 Oh, well, he's coming, picking me up. 613 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,420 You'll have to hide. 614 00:48:21,550 --> 00:48:22,770 How long do you like your rice bowl for? 615 00:48:24,330 --> 00:48:25,330 Fifteen minutes. 616 00:48:36,510 --> 00:48:37,990 You can't afford this thrill. 617 00:48:38,490 --> 00:48:40,850 You'll have another one. If I don't go now, I never will! 618 00:48:41,190 --> 00:48:44,170 Oh, my God! David, that's the others! Yes! 619 00:48:44,450 --> 00:48:45,450 You've got the others! 620 00:48:46,990 --> 00:48:50,950 Max never hit you, so don't give me that. I would. the kids if he had, 621 00:48:50,950 --> 00:48:52,310 then at least he'd have reacted. 622 00:48:52,790 --> 00:48:54,210 Have you been to the solicitors? 623 00:48:54,510 --> 00:48:55,510 Working for who? 624 00:48:55,670 --> 00:48:57,010 Catherine! Catherine and? 625 00:48:57,330 --> 00:48:58,590 They won't tell me! 626 00:48:58,810 --> 00:48:59,910 Mac's wife's lived in it. 627 00:49:00,590 --> 00:49:01,590 She owns a building. 628 00:49:01,930 --> 00:49:02,930 She's having it valued. 629 00:49:03,910 --> 00:49:04,990 That's all I know. 630 00:49:05,270 --> 00:49:06,810 We need to know what you're thinking, Mac. 631 00:49:07,030 --> 00:49:08,330 People are getting really scared. 632 00:49:12,310 --> 00:49:14,350 She's right. She could have won it in the first place. 633 00:49:15,250 --> 00:49:17,470 Why don't you want it better than what we've had? 634 00:49:18,110 --> 00:49:19,250 What's wrong with you? 635 00:49:22,060 --> 00:49:24,860 This building will be closed from 6 .30 tonight.